Dammit, Where is MY Part of the Action?

Many conspiracy theorists, tax protestors, etc., claim that "the zionists" or "the Jews" or someone similar rules the world. All this tax money illegally stolen is going to finance Israel, you see.

Well, here I am, living in Israel, Jewish, and so on -- and all I get from all this international Jewish conspriacy, which first was responsible for 9/11 and then for the ground zero mosque, not to mention controlling all of the world's money, is a big fat zero.

Where are the nubile gentile women to be my slaves? The oodles of money we are stealing from the gentiles? The power and glory?!

Somebody in the international Jewish conspiracy is holding on to my part of the stuff, I'm telling you.